Michael will be glued to the television for SuperBowl XLIII. Don't forget to wear your lucky undies, Honey, or they won't win! Hee, hee, hee, I'm only kidding. He's got lucky sweatshirts, t-shirts, coffee mug, baseball hats and beer mug... but no magic undies.
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I didn't realize that being Mormon increased the chances that the Steelers might not lose... Hee hee!
lucky underwear only works if you wear it throughout the entire playoffs and Superbowl without changing - so far so good
I've been wondering what that smell is. I thought the cats left a dead mouse under the sofa again.
Thats not a dead mouse - it's the remains of Kurt Warner after the Steelers D destroys him
So let me get this straight... you've got the decomposing remains of some football dude in your pants?! EEeewwwWWW.
Is it gay if it's Kurt Warner? Or is that a moot point since he's decomposing... Oh these philosophical puzzlers!
Ok enough about the Stupid Steelers. Here are 10 reasons Tom Brady is Better than Ben Roethlisberger:
1. Tom Brady has 3 Super Bowl Rings. Ben has ONE!
2. Tom Brady has won the League MVP. Ben has NOT.
3. Tom Brady has won a Super Bowl MVP. Ben was lucky not to lose the game for his team last time.
4. Tom Brady is WAAAAY Better looking.
5. Tom Brady holds the single season record for most TD's thrown.
6. Tom Brady is not a TARD like Ben not wearing a helmet on a motorcycle and eating the pavement.
7. Tom Brady dates gorgeous models. Ben dates former Steelers QB Kordell Stewart
8. Tom Brady throws for over 4,000 yards per year. Ben is lucky to get 3,000.
9. Tom Brady has more money probably because he doesn't end up face first on the pavement.
10. Oh yeah did we say Tom Brady is WAAAAAY Better looking!
How many TD's did Brady toss this year ? Hmmm ???? Pansy-ass "boo hoo my knee hurts, wah wah".
You're just jealous because your QB is a RETARD. Go Cardinals!!!
The Cardinsal did go - HOME bwaahhaaahhaaahha !!!!!
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